get the fuck out of here
You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.
Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.Danielle Laporte (via bluile)
taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.(via cl4yton)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.