bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

(via livelifebyliving)

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place0fperfecti0n:

" and so i am thankful for our little drunken paradise."

place0fperfecti0n:

" and so i am thankful for our little drunken paradise."

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.

I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014) +

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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