the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
It takes a certain level of maturity to know that love does not always equate with a healthy relationship.Natasha Eubanks (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
I noticed everything. I just acted like I didn’t.(via florida-sounds)
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
"Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"
It will go away. The stuff in your head. Little by little.Michael Thomas Ford (via exoticwild)
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous