when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
Reblogging the SHIT out of this.
" and so i am thankful for our little drunken paradise."
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014)
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while